Friday, April 11, 2008

bad email

oh yes, how funny!
the ads in my spam are weird!
don't they know my sex?

Clearly no research
is done. I don't have a male:
part or partner. DUH!

So, no, I don't need
to make mine longer or to
make it wider. Nope.

In fact it scares me
to receive email with a
subject line like this:

"Bomb her womb from your
huge cannon!" WHAT? Okay, let
me set this straight now...

My womb is a strong
muscle. It can pass a kid
and snap back just fine!

But in no way should
any sort of weapon be
near her! She is flesh.

So, dear Spam people,
please find copywriters to
entertain me. Please!

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